Frequently Asked Questions
I am older/younger/over-weight/of a different ethnicity/have a disability; will you still see me?
Of course! My only requirement for clients is that you are over 18 years of age and are clean, polite & respectful
Are your photos really you?
Do you see female/trans/gender-queer clients?
Yes! I'm pansexual and enjoy exploring lovers of all genders and sexualities. I also offer discounted rates for lesbian/queer clients; get in contact for more information.
Do you take card?
No; deposits are paid preferably using a Commonwealth SmartATM, Beem It, internet transfer or via a giftcard; and you will need to bring the remaining balance on the day in cash. Please place the cash in an unsealed envelope and hand it over at the start of our session (you can find more information on payment in my T&C's)
Do you provide anal sex?
I am now offering anal sex only to clients whom I've seen before & feel comfortable with. Anal sex is an extra $800 and will need to be discussed well ahead of the booking. If you a new client who I haven't seen before, please do not ask for this service as I will refuse to see you.
I've been ripped off before and don't want to pay a deposit. Will you still see me?
I won't take bookings from new clients without a deposit. I take pride in my business and am not about to risk it all so I can retire on your $200 deposit. I have reviews dating years back by clients who have paid deposits and been more than satisfied. You can find my deposit policy here.
Am I always talking to you?
Yes; I am the only person who answers texts and emails. This means that I may not always be able to respond instantly, however there is zero chance of miscommunication and privacy concerns due to third parties.
Do I need to bring anything to the session?
Unless you have a special toy you'd like me to use on you, or have a strong preference for a certain drink, there is no need to bring anything to the booking.
I'm the same age as you/attractive/only want oral/will make you cum; can I get a discount?
Absolutely not; rates are non-negotiable. If you ask for a discounted rate I will refuse to see you as it's very disrespectful.
Do you have an STD?
No; I only practise safe sex and I get regularly tested to ensure that I am healthy. If I suspect that you may have an STD that you have not disclosed, I reserve the right to cancel the session without refund.
How do I leave a review?
If you'd like to write a testimonal, feel free to write it up and email it to me and I can add it to my page. I appreciate the time taken to write reviews; however please remember there's some details best kept between us.
Do you provide uncovered services?
No, I do not provide unprotected blowjobs or sex; please do not ask as these services are illegal and non-negotiable.